I can’t sleep because
Jesus never plunged
a toilet and I don’t know
what that means

I can't sleep because
the only constant is change
and I like my face
the way it is

I cant sleep because
air planes aren’t all that great
and televison sends
my mind racing.

I can’t sleep because
I am only what the
world has made me
and they’ve a track record
for nasty inventions.

I can’t sleep because I neutered
my favorite cat and he left one night
and never came back.

I can’t sleep because my first love
was an infatuation
but I didn’t know it then
and now she’ll lose it
to somebody else
and I don’t know
why I care.

I can’t sleep because I’m not
so sure I’ll wake up tomorrow,
though there isn’t a reason
I shouldn’t.

I cant sleep because everyone’s
chasing a cheese they should
never have developed a tase for.

I can’t sleep because
since my first cigarette
I’m not comfortable
unless I’m killing
myself

I cant sleep because
I feel like my eyes
are already shut.