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The ivory on the outer tusks
is OK, but to get the really good stuff
you gotta cut his face off.
Hack through that crinkled
grey, sand-paper petti-coat
and all those
pounds of bone and muscle.
It’d take hours,
swinging sweaty
under the sunshine,
hundreds of
bloody  crunches
before it slips
from the flesh.
Any old stooge can plug
Dumbo full of slugs,
but only the real go-getters
go that extra
inch.
©2007-2009 ~stopdropandroll
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I love you

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<salshep> but then I have a thing for wood
:iconlostandloveless:
Oof. What inspired this? where did the idea come from?

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I SPIT upon this mad, crazed world! I SPIT upon the Second Law of Thermodynamics!
:iconlostandloveless:
That's wild. This is really visceral. A kick in the gut.

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I SPIT upon this mad, crazed world! I SPIT upon the Second Law of Thermodynamics!
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Oh, wow. that was intense.

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They won't let you borrow any of the art, but they get so mad when you sit down and start touching yourself there.
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Short, concise and very powerful. This has an energy from beginning to end....great writing.

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My art account
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A horrible portrait, which is what makes this one so good.

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"I wonder what chickens would think
of fake bananas."

(Timmy Russell)

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